Jan 242017
 

THE COWS ARE WATCHING [INDIE][VOICE]
Episode 3: Beat That Game!
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We did it, we beat it, we did it, we beat it!
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Game Horror Rating: ☠ (1/5 Skulls)

Game Review: ★ (1/5 Stars)
What can I say about this game. To be honest, I am really sad writing this review the way I will, because this is the first game I’ve ever received a free key for, and I was super excited about that. However, no matter how I turn and twist this game, I can not figure out a way to review this game and actually recommend for anyone to buy it.

Basically, The Cows Are Watching, is a cow tipping simulator with little to no variation. It’s a constant chase scene that varies between being chased by a dog and a boar – depending on whether you’re inside a meadow or on the path. You get 4 different meadows that each lead to an area filled with cows and a very slow guard dog. Your task: Enter each of the meadows and tip the required amount of cows over within the time limit without being caught by one of the animals.

Never minding the impossibility of the idea of tipping a cow while running past it and slightly pushing it while running away from a dog, there is absolutely no variation in this game. Each of the meadows has the exact same colored cows in them, each of the dogs looks, sounds and acts exactly the same and the pig spawns in the same positions each round. There is no randomization of the cows’ positions, and you basically do the exact same thing in the exact same order each round, adding a few cows to tip every time.

The horror element of the game is completely missing – while basically presenting you with the scenario of a permanent chase scene and the occasional quick scare from being caught by a dog, the game isn’t scary at all. The flashlight does very little to counter the extreme darkness and the brightness has to be maximized to actually see what you’re doing.

Unfortunately for the game, the element of humor that might have saved it from a 1-star review and a thumbs down on steam, is also undiscoverable. While the game presents a short period of amusement during its first levels, that initial comic impression quickly transforms into frustration and even boredom.

To sum it up: Sadly one of the worst games I have ever played, and – even worse – way overprized.
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Jan 222017
 

SHERLOCK HOLMES: CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS [ADVENTURE][VOICE]
Episode 18: Found & Lost
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“No man burdens his mind with small matters unless he has some very good reason for doing so.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle

Things seem to be looking up, but as we find our murderer we lose him again.
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Episode Challenge Rating: ⚛⚛⚛ (3/5 Atoms)
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Jan 212017
 

DOWNFALL [INDIE][VOICE][HORROR]
Episode 2: Quiet Haven Hotel
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“Smart girl 101: Never let a stranger follow you to your hotel room.”
― Lindsay Chamberlin

Such an inviting place.. with such an inviting name!
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Episode Horror Rating: ☠ (1/5 Skulls)
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Jan 202017
 

DOWNFALL [INDIE][VOICE][HORROR]
Episode 1: Ivy
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So stick up ivy and the bays, and then restore the heathen ways, green will remind you of the Spring, though this great day denies the thing, and mortifies the earth, and all, but your wild revels, and loose hall.
– Henry Vaughan

We are finaly getting around to playing another game made by the same developer as The Cat Lady – Downfall! In our first episode, we meet Ivy.
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Episode Horror Rating: ☠ (1/5 Skulls)
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Jan 182017
 

SHERLOCK HOLMES: CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS [ADVENTURE][VOICE]
Episode 17: Sherlock Holmes’ Yoda
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“Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent. We would not dare to conceive the things which are really mere commonplaces of existence. If we could fly out of that window hand in hand, hover over this great city, gently remove the roofs, and and peep in at the queer things which are going on, the strange coincidences, the plannings, the cross-purposes, the wonderful chains of events, working through generations, and leading to the most outre results, it would make all fiction with its conventionalities and foreseen conclusions most stale and unprofitable.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle

Shhhh! I am exalting the sap. A while can you wait? – Said the Yoda of this Sherlock Holmes game.
This description tells you everything about the video, right? Hah! Gotcha!
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Episode Challenge Rating: ⚛⚛⚛ (3/5 Atoms)
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Jan 142017
 

SHERLOCK HOLMES: CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS [ADVENTURE][VOICE]
Episode 16: Botanical Affairs
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“I am a brain, Watson. The rest of me is a mere appendix.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle

We discover more about the people we are confronted with at the botanic gardens.
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Episode Challenge Rating: ⚛⚛⚛ (3/5 Atoms)
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Jan 132017
 

THE COWS ARE WATCHING [INDIE][VOICE]
Episode 2: Tired Of Tippin’ That Cow
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There really is nothing that can describe how I felt playing this game 😛 No more enjoying tipping that cow!
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Episode Horror Rating: ☠ (1/5 Skulls)
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Jan 112017
 

SHERLOCK HOLMES: CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS [ADVENTURE][VOICE]
Episode 15: Botanic Gardens Fall
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“A wise man does not always admit to everything he knows. And sometimes an overly-credulous friend can be a source of mild amusement.”
~Sherlock Holmes”
― Stephanie Osborn

We begin our investigations at the Botanic Gardens and meet the first characters of this new case.
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Episode Challenge Rating: ⚛⚛⚛ (3/5 Atoms)
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Jan 102017
 

THE COWS ARE WATCHING [INDIE][VOICE]
Episode 1: Tip That Cow
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I honestly have no clever quote for this video haha. However, enjoy tippin’ those cows!
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Episode Horror Rating: ☠ (1/5 Skulls)
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The Cows Are Watching Website:
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Jan 072017
 

SHERLOCK HOLMES: CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS [ADVENTURE][VOICE]
Episode 14: A Sailor’s Burden
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“A man always finds it hard to realize that he may have finally lost a woman’s love, however badly he may have treated her.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle

We solve our next case!
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Episode Challenge Rating: ⚛⚛⚛ (3/5 Atoms)
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